Here is a secret nugget of wisdom I really shouldn't be sharing...
The two best times to go grocery shopping here are:
1.) Valentine's day evening (it's all single guys)
2.) During a World Cup match in which England is participating (everyone is at home or at the pub)
of course, this presumes that
1.) You don't have a partner to share Valentine's day supper with
2.) You don't give a rat's ass about England in the World Cup
Knowledge is power.
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2 comments:
A sad state of affairs on both accounts!
Where's the passion :)!!!!!
I am extremely passionate about getting through the checkout queue without having to wait for 30 minutes!
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